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Friends Who Visit the Beach Often:
Thursday. 11.6.08 7:54 pm

STOP BRINGING ME SHELLS BACK.

I have so many shells, and I don't know what to DO with them. They're not edible. They're not pencils or paper or anything useful. They're too TINY to use as decorations...!

So stop! Stop bringing me useless things! If you care about me, bring back a towel, or a necklace...anything! I don't care if you bring me back seagull, as long as I have some USE for it! (As a side note, imagining what I could use a seagull for is both rewarding and, at times, horrifically perverse.)

I'm trying to clean my room! Come on! Come back, and take these monstrosities AWAY, and YOU try to find a place for them.

JUST TRY. Because I think it would be really, really entertaining, to watch you try to place these tiny little useless creations somewhere in a large expanse of space.

Pretty? Yes, they're just awesome.

But they have no use.

If you're one of those friends, I would like you to know that you're making my life hell, right now.

THANKS.
5 Comments.


Well, you could get a piece of wood and glue all your shells to it, then hang it on your wall. Then they would be decorations.
» randomjunk on 2008-11-06 08:02:40

.....Or you could bring them back to the beach.
» randomjunk on 2008-11-06 08:09:18

I will predict that in saying this you'll find yourself in an ironic situation that you need sea shells. Heh.

If I go to the mountains, I will bring you back.. river rocks. Lots. To balance out the seashells.

By the way, seagulls? I'd rather bring back a jellyfish or sea urchin.
» yourcupoftea on 2008-11-07 12:56:13

You can put them into a bottle and give it back to them as birthday presents =D
» Nuttz on 2008-11-07 08:54:36

I actually would prefer it that way.
If everyone were to be naked all day long. We'd be more open and freeing with the way we look in my opinion. Plus like you said it would be in the norm for us so we would not have to think it weird at that point.
» Brutaly on 2008-11-11 07:10:36

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