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Thursday. 10.7.10 11:33 pm

So some of the people in lab were making a big fuss about something, today. I couldn't see what, because our lab stations are puny and face-to-face so that there's no leg room. People were asking about it so my professor told us, "Oh, I caught a cockroach in a little cage and named him Pete."

I feel like, in some weird way, she and I are far more alike than I'll ever know.

Oh, and there was this kind of big spider on the floor. (By the way, I'm home right now for undisclosed reasons, but I'm commuting back in the morning for class.) Probably the size of my thumb. I saw one Post Secret a long time ago about how the person was scared of a spider and got his/her dog to eat it, AND THE DOG DIED. I said, No sir. I don't want my crazy hunter dog to think that the spider is some sort of game.

So I picked up one of my mother's loafers (yes, my mother wears loafers).


--What you need to know about me is that I was raised on baseball. My grandpa played it, he taught it to my mother and all her sisters, and she taught it to my brother and me. We guard our house with baseball bats instead of guns, but I assure you that any intruder should think twice.

...Thrice.



--I wound my arm to alleviate any dislocation my shoulder might have been experiencing (because I'm hypermobile and my shoulder is practically always experiencing dislocation) and eyed the spider thoughtfully. It eyed me thoughtfully back.

She winds up...there's the pitch...!


The shoe I threw ended up cutting the spider clean in half. I can't say I haven't witnessed something so dedicatedly accurate, before, because my friend's brother threw a knife from his patio and pinned a bird to a tree (far more depressing because a bird isn't creepy, I know, but also really impressive).

But it was pretty damn accurate. I checked the pieces, before squashing them to make sure they were dead.


GUYS DON'T BE GROSSED OUT IS WAS SO COOOOL.
5 Comments.


Cutting the spider in half with a shoe is pretty cool, I'm not gonna lie, but at the same time I am revolted and terrified by spiders so it is also gross. Mixed feelings right now.
» randomjunk on 2010-10-08 04:20:33

I am so terrified of spiders it's retarded. The thought of seeing one cut clean in half by a shoe is an awsome victory! Poor bird :( But that is some badass aim!!!
» Midnight on 2010-10-08 03:22:51

I hate things with more than four legs. As such, I feel really sadly about the bird but kudos to you for the spider!
» Illicit on 2010-10-10 11:52:51

I totally agree with you about it being like a relationship in your first year of highschool!

and i hate to say it but many just end in divorce and its sad.
» Ruby-in-slippers on 2010-10-12 09:53:43

I bet its easier to follow those guidlines as a mature adult rather than an immature teenage lol
» Ruby-in-slippers on 2010-10-14 09:29:11

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