I am here to insist otherwise.


FIVE DAYS LATER, at TWO FORTY-FIVE IN THE MORNING, I realize he was trying to set up plans to watch a movie together.

STEP ASIDE, OSMIUM, for I am now the densest naturally-occurring element known to man.

Hey, you know, it's hard to tell when someone is trying to set up a date.
» randomjunk on 2014-05-14 11:21:49

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